V-RROM!®

Would you turn your bike
into a muscle car?

Over at 32 Spokes, Ludwig most certainly would! He posted about this 1950s Mattel Toy back on 7 December,

Strap one of these bad boys on and pedestrians will shudder in fear as you approach the zebra crossings. Smile and nod at motorists' insults as you won't be able to hear them anyways.

...Now all I have to do is actually find one.

It would definitely make an impact at tonight's Critical Mass. But all I can do now is add it to my YouTube favorites.