Bicycle Diaries: <i>Too many mutha 'uckas</i>

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4.12.07

Too many mutha 'uckas

Flight of the Conchords
(take a little roll on their bikes)

Too many mutha 'uckas
'Uckin with my shit
There's too many mutha 'uckas
'Uckin with my shit
'Uckin with my shit
Too many mutha fuckas
'Uckin with my shit
With my shit
How many mutha 'uckas?
Too many to count.
Mutha 'uckas.

I pay my mutha 'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha 'uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
(On AP)

Yeah, you know me
Mutha 'uckas charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha 'uckin fee

Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha 'uckas
And we're 'uckin with your shit.
Come on.

Too many mutha 'uckas
Uckin with my shit

My transaction shit!

There's too many mutha 'uckas
'Uckin with my shit

My weekly statement shit!
My weekly statement shit!

Too many mutha 'uckas
'Uckin with my shit

With my balance shit!
How many mutha 'uckas?
Too many to count.
Mutha 'uckas.

The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin grocery
The mutha 'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shit fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the crap...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha 'ucka like a mutha 'uckin
fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha 'uckas
Uckin with my shit

I'm gonna juice the mutha 'ucka

There's too many mutha 'uckas
'Uckin with my shit

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie

Too many mutha 'uckas
'uckin with my

(beatboxing)

Everybody come on!

Yeah...

Too many mutha 'uckas
'Uckin with my ...

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3 Comments:

Blogger gazer said...

Listen again... there's no 'f' in 'uckers'...

4/12/07 10:38  
Blogger Da' Square Wheelman, said...

Hey, you're ABSO - FUCKIN' - lootely RIGHT!

But at least I let the MUTHA 'UCKERS see my MUTHA 'UCKIN profile ...

BITCH %)

5/12/07 02:25  
Blogger gazer said...

Yeah, it's still 'ucking 'unny.

:}

7/12/07 14:46  

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