31.1.07
30.1.07
Ride4Peace
India - Pakistan border




Labels: enviromatters, pax, politix, rolling abroad
29.1.07
Polo goes populist

Vancouver-based chopper-cycle builder, bicycle aficionado, and artist RedSara invited this writer to a weekly 11 a.m. bicycle polo match, held every Sunday in good weather on the gravel turf at Vancouver ’s Britannia Community Centre.
Played three or four players per side, cyclists – or rather members of Vancouver ’s cycling community and repair centres – mount their steeds and proceed to whack a street-hockey ball across the field and between one of two hastily-constructed upright goal posts.
The mallets are homemade, constructed from either sawed-off golf clubs or ski poles with hard-plastic tubing or cutting-board cut-outs pinned and duct-taped to the ends. Sometimes frustrating, always challenging, often fun, players finished two games to ten points before they wrapped up another Sunday on the pitch.


Labels: rolling abroad, silly shit, velotariat
28.1.07
Isaiah Berlin is back
appears on no best-seller list




What kind of madman would write a play that requires the audience to read a dozen books in advance? Come as you are; you'll be fine.
Labels: books, Isaiah Berlin, pensées, politix
27.1.07
Holy roller
completes the Hajj on on his bike




Urus-Martan, Grozny, Khasavyurt, Makhachkala, Baku, Tehran, Baghdad, Damascus, Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem, and Urus-Martan.I put this map together to give you an idea of how he made his way across seven countries and at least four current or recent war zones ...TWICE!
2 February 2007: update here from Lebanon's The Daily Star.
He faced scorpions, snakes and hostile US soldiers and his bicycle took a beating, but the 63-year-old Chechen now back home after cycling to and from Mecca says he is counting his blessings. Dzhanar-Aliyev Magomed-Ali returned to this war-torn Chechnya town on January 18. His pilgrimage, or hajj, to the Muslim holy city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia, had little in common with the exploits of most Western adventurers.
Labels: pensées, rolling abroad, serious shit, war stories
26.1.07
V-RROM!®
into a muscle car?
Over at 32 Spokes, Ludwig most certainly would! He posted about this 1950s Mattel Toy back on 7 December,
Strap one of these bad boys on and pedestrians will shudder in fear as you approach the zebra crossings. Smile and nod at motorists' insults as you won't be able to hear them anyways.It would definitely make an impact at tonight's Critical Mass. But all I can do now is add it to my YouTube favorites.
...Now all I have to do is actually find one.
Labels: silly shit, that which rolls
25.1.07
Spiny George


Yesterday, Bush's speech also reminded The Washington Post's Harold Meyerson of a hedgehog; but of a different sort altogether. His op-ed piece used Isaiah Berlin's famous distinction between foxes and hedgehogs to criticize Bush's Iraq war policy. Below are the relevant excerpts.
In Isaiah Berlin's typology of leaders, Bush isn't merely a hedgehog who knows one thing rather than many things. He's a delusional hedgehog who knows one thing that isn't so.
In the war itself, meanwhile, our current policy has achieved new depths of senselessness. The administration is lining up support from our longtime Sunni allies in the region -- Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt in particular -- as a buffer against the spreading influence of Shiite Iran within Iraq and across the Middle East. Inside Iraq, meanwhile, we have cast our lot with the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, a sectarian Shiite with long-standing ties to Iran, and hedged our bet by cultivating the support of another Shiite leader, Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, who is even closer to Iran.
This isn't an example of Kissingerian subtlety -- waging the Cold War, for instance, by tilting toward China over the Soviet Union. This is an example of world-class incoherence, entirely of our own making. We charged into Iraq with some dim sense that Hussein's successor government would be headed by representatives of the long-persecuted Shiite majority, but we assumed that comity would prevail between the Shiites and the displaced Sunnis.
Then we rendered that dicey proposition all but impossible by sacking the Iraqi army and most of the civil service -- in effect, plunging the Sunni population into mass unemployment with no prospect of reemployment. We fed the Sunni resistance, which fed the Shiite retaliation.
This is foreign policy as nonsense, as the American people have apparently figured out.
Labels: Isaiah Berlin, pensées, politix, serious shit, war stories
24.1.07
Ryszard Kapuściński

Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
1932 - 2007






So reportage work carries a significant responsibility. Plying our trade, we are not just men of writing pursuits but also missionaries, translators and messengers. We do not translate from one text into another, but from one culture into another, to make them mutually better understood and thereby closer, even friendlier to each other.From his 2003 Lettre Ulysses Award Key Note Speech, Herodotus and the Art of Noticing.
Labels: books, pensées, serious shit, worldbeat
23.1.07
State of the union



will address major issues, including the war on terror, energy, health care, immigration, and education ... and he’ll be talking about more, as well.But most observers agree that with a new Democratic majority in both houses of Congress Bush will address:
- Iraq and National Security - By his own admission, Iraq took a perilous turn for the worse over the past year.
- Immigration -It exploded into public debate last year, but little has happened to change policies that Bush and Democratic leaders in Congress agree need fixing.
- The Economy - Some congressional Republicans hail Bush's tax cuts as an economic success, but in terms of producing new revenue to help balance the budget, the cuts haven't done the job. Federal spending rose 42.4 percent from 2001 to 2006, while revenues increased only 20.9 percent.
- The Environment - Global warming likely will rate a mention in Bush's State of the Union speech, which follows his administration's announcement that Alaska's polar bears will be added to the endangered species list because climate change is melting their icy habitat.
- Energy -Democrats in Congress hope to reduce U.S. dependence on foreign oil by eliminating some tax breaks enjoyed by the oil and natural gas industries and by imposing a new fee on certain oil and gas companies.
Labels: politix, serious shit, war stories
22.1.07
Bike safety-tips
on getting thru traffic
From The Onion: The America's Finest News Source.
Warm weather is just around the corner, and soon it will be time to dust off those bicycles. Here are some tips for safe riding:
- Always use hand signals when turning at intersections. There's nothing motorists pay more attention to than hand signals from bicyclists.
- Leaving your bike out in the ice and cold all winter may cause serious damage. But it makes a nice subject for the cover illustration of a short-fiction quarterly.
- Always wear a helmet. If this makes you uncomfortable, think of the helmet as a crown and yourself as King Dorko.
- Placing your feet firmly on the pedals of the bike will help reduce the "Wheee" sound emitted from your mouth while going downhill.
- Insist on a bicycle made of solid matter. Liquid and vapor bikes are a passing fancy; argon frames are particularly shoddy.
- Taking your bike in for a professional tune-up is a great way to waste $25.
- Be sure to wear your seatbelt, even if just biking down to the corner store.
- Fat-bottomed girls may be riding today, so look out for those beauties, oh, yeah.
- Visibility is crucial when biking. Ride with a lit highway flare in each hand.
- Every three to four weeks, lightly oil the chain. Then dip it in flour and fry it for a real taste treat.
- As soon as you buy a bike, talk to your friends about how great Shimano crank sets and STX hubs are.
- Does your city have adequate bike paths? If not, consider bitching about it to your local government for the next 40 years.
- If rich, spoiled Francis Buxton steals your bike, go on a hilarious and heartwarming journey through the American Southwest to get it back.
- Bike safety can never be stressed enough. If you doubt this, try stressing it as much as you possibly can. It won't be enough–guaranteed.
Labels: Chicago, silly shit, that which rolls
21.1.07
Getting thru traffic
through warm chocolate cake



Kagay thus suggests:
- A. The traffic light turned red while you were mid-intersection.
- B. Oblivious pedestrians. BIG TROUBLE. Practiced city-walkers will look left before stepping into the street, but you're not likely to encounter them here. See the lady in front? She's looking up at some dumb billboard and daydreaming. The moment she snaps out of it and notices the walk signal, she's gonna bolt without looking. The others behind her are in conversation and WILL follow her thoughtlessly.
- C. Check the bus. It's difficult to see in this picture, but up ahead there's a stampede waiting to board this bus. The bus driver hasn't signaled yet, but you know better. Stay away from the right side.
- D. This driver probably poses the greatest danger to you. Oncoming traffic from the right will be approaching any moment, and you can count on this guy making a panicky hard right to clear the intersection. With limited visibility behind the delivery truck (and with you smack-dab in his blind spot), he's not gonna see the stopped bus on the right, and I guarantee you, he's gonna floor it to avoid getting swarmed by pedestrians in front of the crosswalk. Be ready.
Get the peds' attention with a shout or a bell or something. When they see your ugly face barreling down, they'll stay put. Lay on a couple hard pumps to get on the wheel of that guy on the bike, but keep a close eye on the black car (D). Watch the front wheels and listen for the acceleration.
Labels: Chicago, that which rolls, velotariat
20.1.07
China and India don't roll







Labels: rolling abroad, velotariat
19.1.07
Art Buchwald
Americans are broad-minded people.
They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
"How Un-American Can You Get?"
Have I Ever Lied to You?
1966
Labels: cagers, history, silly shit, writing
18.1.07
5 minutes to midnight
moves forward 2 minutes



[t]he Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists’ Doomsday Clock conveys how close humanity is to catastrophic destruction--the figurative midnight--and monitors the means humankind could use to obliterate itself. First and foremost, these include nuclear weapons, but they also encompass climate-changing technologies and new developments in the life sciences and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm.

Labels: Chicago, enviromatters, serious shit, war stories