31.7.08
29.7.08
Mindanao redux
(until 7 August)


That was why I was going.










28.7.08
27.7.08
The urban assualt on Chi-town


Labels: Chicago, silly shit, velotariat
26.7.08
25.7.08
24.7.08
David Cameron...

The leader of the UK's Conservative Party had his bike stolen earlier today. Nearly 20,000 bikes are stolen in London every year.
I was cycling home and stopped to pick up some things for supper. I chained the bike through the wheel then put it around one of those bollard things. I have reported it using the police’s new online facility but I’m not expecting to get it back any time soon.A Conservative spokesman remarked:
Obviously David is quite hacked off by the theft of his bike, especially having locked it up.
Labels: politix, rolling abroad, that which rolls
23.7.08
Radovan Karadžić
New Age Hell?

While the site is still up, you should check it out. The site includes some rather ironic Chinese proverbs, given his previous career:
You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair.
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't give advice.
The one who gives up his own, should dig two graves.

Labels: history, pax, war stories
22.7.08
Satire?

Lee Siegel writes in the New York Times Sunday Revies:
The problem is that the cartoon accurately portrays a ridiculous real-life caricature that exists as literal fact in the minds of some people, and it portrays it in terms that are absolutely true to that caricature.
An analogous instance would have been a cartoon without commentary appearing in a liberal Northern newspaper in the 1920s — a time when Southern violence against blacks was unabated — that showed a black man raping a white woman while eating a watermelon.
The effect of accurately reproducing such a ridiculous image that dwelled unridiculously in the minds of some people would have been merely to broaden its vicious reach. The adherents of that image would have gone unsatirized and untouched.

Labels: Election 08, kunst, silly shit
21.7.08
Bike box!
From the City of Portland Office of Transportation:
The bike box is an intersection safety design to prevent bicycle/car collisions, especially those between drivers turning right and bicyclists going straight. It is a green box on the road with a white bicycle symbol inside. It includes green bicycle lanes approaching and leading from the box.
The main goal is to prevent collisions between motorists turning right and cyclists going straight. It's all about visibility and awareness. At a red light, cyclists are more visible to motorists by being in front of On the Move video screen shotthem. At a green light, the green bike lane through the intersection reminds motorists and cyclists to watch for each other.
Labels: cagers, new urbanism, velotariat
20.7.08
19.7.08
Green bicycle murder
5 July 1919



Imagine a girl cycling along a lane highly flanked by a hedge. In a nearby field a man or boy is out shooting birds with a rifle or revolver at some distance. He takes aim at a large bird upon a gate between the field and the lane. The bird is hit; but the bullet continues on its flight, or perhaps ricochets into the lane. Tragically, the girl is struck by the bullet. The man with the gun may remain sadly unaware of the terrible result of his actions.
Labels: pensées, rolling abroad, velopunk
18.7.08
The Tailor of Ulm
Bertold
Brecht

(Ulm 1592)
Bishop, I can fly
Said the tailor to the bishop.
Just watch me try!
And with a couple of things
That looked like wings
To the big, big roof of the church he climbed.
The bishop walked by.
It's nothing but a lie
A man is not a bird
No man will ever fly
Said the bishop to the tailor.
Broken winged he crashed
And now lies smashed
On the hard, hard city square.
Let the church bells ring
It was nothing but a lie
A man is not a bird
No man will ever fly
Said the bishop to the people.
from Five Children's Songs
17.7.08
Mayakovsky was a cager
Several weeks ago, Illya Szilak wrote me about my post on Rodchenko Mayakovsky:
FYI: Mayakovsky did own a car, a Renault that he brought back from Paris for Lily Brik. He was already accused of being insufficiently proletarian, so it would have been better to stick with his bike. In any case, I thought you’d be interested in the website for a new novel Reconstructing Mayakovsky.
The site is inventive and interactive. Like the novel, it combines elements of science fiction (the man did ask to be resurrected in the future,) poetry, the detective story and historical fiction to tell the story of Mayakovsky in a radically different way.
If you enjoy it, I hope you’ll share it with your friends or on your blog. Thanks.
16.7.08
The question?

Top 15 favorite responses to women who ask the question:
15) A lady doesn't ask and a gentleman doesn't tell!
14) If you want to get down on your knees, I'll show you!
13) As you can see.. my socks and shoes/boots!
12) The usual.
11) Well, well, well.. you must be the bad girl in your family!
10) I'll bet you didn't know that I wear a kilt.. just to meet women like you.
9) What do you think? Buy me a pint and maybe I'll let you check for yourself!
8) Well, I don't want to brag... but this may be a turning point in your life!
7) Nothing is worn... everything is in perfect working order!
6) Only my wife knows.
5) If I tell you, you're gonna want to see for yourself, just like the last dozen girls!
4) Of course it's true! But, if you want to check, you'll have to show me yours first!
3) If your hands aren't too cold, you can reach up under there and check for yourself!
2) How bad do you want to know?
1) Good girls don't ask.. but bad girls find out for themselves!

Labels: pensées, silly shit, that which rolls
15.7.08
14.7.08
Proper touring prep:

These a but a few of the sketches Dutton penned back in 1887. As a 25 year old bachelor living in the West Derby area of Liverpool, he certainly put a lot of time and effort into planning his runs.

He sought out the proper inspiration at The Blue Bell, a favorite pub of Dutton's and his friends.

Of course, the day of the tour, Dutton made sure to lay in a sufficient supply of libation...
Labels: kunst, rolling abroad, velopunk
13.7.08
British touring
dream come true

The NCU, founded in 1878, was Britain's first cycling association for regulating bike races. It banned open road racing (think: alleycats) in 1890. The British League of Racing Cyclists, which opposed the ban, eventually merged with the NCU in 1959, creating today's British Cycling Federation.

Cycling was Britain's premier magazine for much of the early and mid 20th Century.

Labels: books, rolling abroad, velopunk
12.7.08
11.7.08
Slovenia rolls!



Labels: enviromatters, kraftwerk, rolling abroad
10.7.08
Manhattan traffic taming

The High Line is an abandoned elevated railway that once carried freight to, and sometimes inside, warehouses. It's a mess industrial decay and native plants, and it has the potential to be the most delightful and unconventional green space in the country.

Back in June, city officials and the group Friends of the High Line presented the final design for part of the $170 million High Line park that is under construction on the West Side of Manhattan

It's an opportunity to create a one-of-a-kind recreational amenity: a grand, public promenade that can be enjoyed by all New Yorkers and visitors. They'll be able to rise up from the streets and step into a place apart, tranquil and green. They'll see the Hudson River, the Manhattan skyline, and secret gardens inside city blocks. And they'll will move between Penn Station and the Hudson River Park, from the Jake Javits Convention Center to the Gansevoort Market Historic District, without meeting a car or truck.
Labels: enviromatters, new urbanism, traffic taming
9.7.08
8.7.08
7.7.08
5.7.08
A truly holy profession
mechanic

the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.
Confucius
Labels: kraftwerk, kunst, rolling abroad
4.7.08
4th of July

Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The Social Contract
Labels: history, pensées, velotariat
3.7.08
Safer cyclists?

From the "Weird Al" Yankovic - Live! DVD:
Bicycles are also very dangerous - you could break your neck.
If you have to ride a bike, make sure to ride it really, really slowly.
Or better yet, why not turn your bicycle over and peddle it upside down.
It's also a good idea to check for bombs planted by Commie spies.
Make sure you wave hello to pedestrians before you run them over.
Labels: kunst, silly shit, that which rolls
2.7.08
Get your tires now
work hard,
strike oil."
John Paul Getty

US market prices for Michelin, BFGoodrich and Uniroyal passenger and light truck replacement tyres, plus those for private and associate brands, will rise by up to 12 per cent as of September 1. Michelin and BFGoodrich brand commercial truck tyres sold in the US replacement market will increase in price by as much as 8 per cent, also effective September 1. This price increase will also apply to Michelin Retread Technologies retreads, the company adds. On the same date motorcycle, scooter and bicycle tyre and tube prices will increase by up to 15 per cent on Michelin brand products sold in Canada, Mexico and the US. All two-wheel products delivered after August 31 will be invoiced at the new price.
Labels: serious shit, that which rolls, velotariat
1.7.08
Boston traffic taming


an activist who has protested more than one war and who 11 years ago started the nonprofit Healthy Tomorrow to end the mutilation of women's genitals in Mali. Teaching people to cycle is a sort of activism, too: "It's part of getting rid of cars," she said, "and making bikes rule the world."

Labels: cagers, that which rolls, traffic taming